holy shit
we are going to fucking die
2012
when the zombie apocalypse begins
Oh my god hold me this is scary shit
This is definitely bullshit.
I think this is bullshit until more facts are proven. Particularly since I’m not seeing this on important? news centers and such.
I call bullshit.
But if it wasn’t bullshit, I’d be getting the hell out of Dodge.
Fake article, buuuuut Austin, they have to go through ME first
The thought of you cutting down undead, sans shirt, is either really awesome or mentally scarring. Likely both.
(Source: c0nfirm3d)
Austin and I have the most important roles in Operation Gunblr Force. Js.
Austin and I are going to infiltrate the UN, disguised as important Canadian Diplomats. I’ll sneak in my jazz flute and Austin will bring a camera disguised as a shoe, and a can of baked beans. I’ll approach a very rich and important woman. I’ll use my cologne, dashing good looks, and silver tongue to bring her somewhere private where Austin will be hiding with camera and beans at the ready. I’ll play her a song, seducing her. Austin will film us making sweet passionate love, then he’ll dump beans on us to make it look dirty, kinky, and freakish. While all of this is happening the other members of Gunblr Force will secure us a yacht, our base of operations.
After all this, we will blackmail her for millions. After we get our payment, we will have only the finest alcoholic beverages and cigars as we watch the UN building burst with popcorn, as we would have hidden approximately two tons of it, then remotely popped it.
Gentlemen, we’re going to be rich.
thmas pls
(Source: s0w1, via touchmymas)
Helouise.
My mage.
She’s amazing.
Bam!!
Kozak, Ghost Recon: Future Soldier
Meh all good.
Good thing I haven’t played Max Payne 3 yet.
I’m Johhn Marstion from Red Dead Redemption.
Either I fight zombies and have my family die or die for sure in the early part of my life.
Max Payne, let’s take some anti-depressants and shoot some guido dickbags.
Mattias Nilson from Mercs 2.
Awe yis air strikes and tanks
Red Army conscript from Red Orchestra 2.
It’s been an honor, ladies and gentlemen.
(Source: forthehive)
Operator Anchorman, reporting for duty!
Specialist weapon: Jazz Flute
Role in Gunblr Force: Seduce and DestroySo operator it hurts.
operator skittle nipples reporting for duty!
specialist weapon: cat launcher
role in gunblr force: tactical stealth masturbation
Agent Cox reporting for duty!
Specialist Weapon: $10 .177 caliber pistol for stealth killz
Role in Gunblr: Tactical Flannel applications
Operator Carrots reporting for duty!
Specialist Weapon: early 1990’s pump action BB-gun for long range anti-vehicle sniping
Role in Gunblr: Tactical sandwich making
Operator Zelenogorsk reporting for duty!
Specialist Weapon: $2 cap gun.
Role in Gunblr Force: Purveyor of baked beans.
Operator Anchorman, reporting for duty!
Specialist weapon: Jazz Flute
Role in Gunblr Force: Seduce and DestroySo operator it hurts.
operator skittle nipples reporting for duty!
specialist weapon: cat launcher
role in gunblr force: tactical stealth masturbation
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Operators unite!
(via d-osh)
Q: What’s Bruce Lee’s favorite drink?
A: WATAAA!!!!
(Source: n3wjackcity, via whiskeytangofudgenuts)
Alan Wake. Alan Wake PC patch gives Alan a pirate eye-patch if your pirated copy is detected.
lol’d
(via comradegunnar)
